Title: Super Pitfall
Prodocer: Activision
Date: 1987

Super Pitfall, related to other Pitfalls by name only. Obscenely bad graphics, with characters disappearing frequently. Animation is laughably bad, such as the "take a dump" duck maneuver. Some really bad sound, but perhaps the worst offender: load times. Yes, load times. Come on, this isn't a god-forsaken Sega CD or Playstation! What part of "cartridge" did Activision not understand?
Graphics: 2
Sound: 2
Gameplay: 2
Replay Value: 0
Load Times 0! 0! 0!
Overall: 2

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